[Funny] What is your vampire age??

 

With my birthday looming like an angry griffin on the horizon a few days away I’ve decided to come up with a new age system since, frankly, I’m tired of the one we’re using. Yeah, yeah. Years since you were born of mortal flesh. Blah blah blah. My fellow vamps out there will agree, it doesn’t quite suite us. So, here’s what I am going to propose. Especially to those of the Sabertooth clan. Here is the new formula:

Day of birth x Month of Birth + Last 2 digits of “mortal” birth year = XXX

Now, if you have your fangs you will then multiply the number from the equation above by the number of years you’ve had your fangs from Father Sebastiaan.

Thus, my new vampire age is 540. Cheers!